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Post 1 by Izzito (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 18-Jun-2007 10:29:57

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300! .

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 18-Jun-2007 10:31:59

LOL These are good.

Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 18-Jun-2007 11:03:56

lol

Post 4 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 18-Jun-2007 14:12:44

lol very nice

Post 5 by ~*Dark_Light*~ (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 18-Jun-2007 18:20:34

#4) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD
Well now have been desiring to learn German.
Is that a dog or rather a person as in sheep attending to?

On a internet explore found of interest (German): Hope ye like. smile

Morgenrot deutet auf schlechtes Wetter hin.
Red sky in the morning indicates bad weather.
Translates- (...shepherd/sailor take warning.)
http://german.about.com/library/blvoc_bauernrg03.htm

Je dunkler die Nacht, je schöner der Tag.
Translates- The darker the night, the nicer the day.
http://german.about.com/library/blvoc_bauernrg03.htm

~*Thunderous MidNight*~